"I CAME TO UNPLUG. THE MOSQUITOES CAME TO NETWORK." SmokehBear Sarcastic Tee

“I CAME TO UNPLUG. THE MOSQUITOES CAME TO NETWORK.” — a SnarkyBear work humor tee from SmokehBear's Den. Vacation mode vs. outdoor networking — the mosquitoes RSVP’d.

This tee belongs to people who appreciate low-key sarcasm and smart minimalism. It fits into days of late coffee runs, gallery hangs, small-group dinners, and nights out where conversation matters more than volume. Choose this when you want clothing that’s conversational and a little clever—something that reads like you, even when you don’t say much.

Product features

- Light 4.3 oz cotton fabric for breathable, all-season wear

- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar to retain shape

- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting structure and fit

- DTF sleeve print for crisp, durable graphic detail

Care instructions

- Do not dry clean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat